Ever realize that you’re not really good at anything? Like you sit there and try to think of something you could be good at but literally nothing comes to mind.

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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placatory:

When you’re at a party with people you don’t know and your friend disappear

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placatory:

When your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

urgentcum:

today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic)

yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

'jacobs by marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs in collaboration with marc jacobs for marc by marc jacobs'

(Source: maryjblige)

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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placatory:

Waiting for someone to have a crush on me

dutchster:

the best thing about sleeping is the delaying of your responsibilities