Ever realize that you’re not really good at anything? Like you sit there and try to think of something you could be good at but literally nothing comes to mind.
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
When you’re at a party with people you don’t know and your friend disappear
When your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*
today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?
'babe, what's the safety word'
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do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
When you order something online and it finally comes
Waiting for someone to have a crush on me
the best thing about sleeping is the delaying of your responsibilities